The bald frog...
Down in Fort Lauderdale Florida in a small wig store there were lots of wigs sold day in and day out. However there was this one wig that was never picked! He was the ugliest wig in the store. He was old and dusty and no one (by no one I mean the shop owner George, he was a messy guy) ever brushed him so lots of strands of hair stuck out from every direction, some short, some long, some didn’t even bend anymore. He was a very unhappy wig. He waited and waited for years but no one ever purchased him. I mean really, who would want to wear that ugly thing??
Down the street there was a canal. In the canal lived a frog. This frog’s name is Bob. He wasn’t no ordinary frog….oh no he was the BIGGEST (I swear like the size of a dog) frog you ever seen. (I think he just liked the sport of catching flys but that’s just my own opinion)
Finally one day this woman came into the store her name was Grace. She liked the shop owner. She could never quite understand why he kept the place so darn dirty. Today she had plans to help him clean it out and give him some of her homemade apple pie. Her hands were very full and when she opened the door behind her hopped Bob. Bob doesn’t usually leave the canal but this lady had 5 flys following her and gosh he just couldn’t resist! (I still wonder if it was her or the pie) Well when the lady saw Bob she totally freaked out and fell into the wig stand knocking the wig off the stand and ONTO Bob’s head. Well this scared the $#@#%^ out of Bob he leaped out of the store taking the wig with him. He saw himself in the store window and thought it was pretty kewl. Then he noticed that the wig smelled so bad that all the flys gathered around him. So of course he left the wig on and hopped back to the canal. Now Bob has an unlimited supply of fly ALL day and ALL night! And they lived happily ever after....
THE END or THE BEGINING...
talk about random!!
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